I rarely write about Virginia politics but after an, um, interesting conversation with my friend, the notorious Not Larry Sabato, tonight, I'm going to post a little, teensy comment about something, well, odd.
Over the weekend, the Virginian-Pilot ran an editorial entitled "Tinfoil hats are not enough." Here is part of it:
A Spotsylvania County delegate is sponsoring legislation this year that would put an end to a disturbing threat to public safety. Virginians are in danger of having top-secret microchips implanted against their will.
It must be true because the General Assembly is considering a law against it, and the Internet is full of warnings about the danger.[intro]
The alarming prospect of involuntary micro-chipping naturally has some people wondering whether they are already victims. Since symptoms include coughing unnessarily and hearing dogs barking when no dogs are around, there’s at least a fair chance.
Other symptoms include terrorists repeating victims’ thoughts inside their heads. The microchips have the ability to record those conversations and play them back. Somehow — perhaps involving lasers — the miniature computer circuits can also make 3-D scans of victims’ bodies while they sleep. It’s not known whether the scans are in color or black and white.
Del. Mark Cole apparently wants such blatant violations of privacy to cease, but other legislators have so watered down his bill that only insurance companies and employers are banned from using “tracking devices ... transmitting an individual’s identity, characteristics, status, group membership, travel history or location.” The penalty is a mere $500, which would be paid into the Literary Fund for school construction....
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